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THE METROPOLITAN
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY

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Clair:
THAT'S IT,
YOU GUYS.

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I'VE ASKED
AND BEGGED.

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NOW I'M TELLING YOU
TO GET DRESSED.

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THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.

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TRYING TO GET FOUR KIDS
DRESSED TO GO OUT.

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CLAIR, YOU GOT TO HEAR
THE OPENING PART OF MY SPEECH.

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I'M SORRY.

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I HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN
TO GET MYSELF READY.

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OH, ALL RIGHT.

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GO AHEAD.

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OKAY.

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HERE WE GO.

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"MY DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES,
HOSPITAL STAFF

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DR. WEXLER,
COMMUNITY LEADERS..."

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I CAN DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE.

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"WHEN I HEARD THAT I HAD BEEN
VOTED PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR

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I WAS DEEPLY MOVED."

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"...PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR,
I WAS DEEPLY MOVED."

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"THEY TELL ME I WON BY ONE VOTE

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WHICH MAKES ME THINK THAT
I VOTED FOR THE RIGHT PERSON."

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I DID.

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THAT'S AMUSING.

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AMUSING?
THAT'S THE BIG JOKE, CLAIR.

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I'M SURE EVERYBODY'S
GOING TO LIKE IT.

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IF THAT DOESN'T GET THEM,
THIS WILL.

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FOR ME?

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ARE YOU DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE,
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR?

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USUALLY THEY GIVE THIS AWARD
TO A SURGEON OR A CARDIOLOGIST.

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I'M THE FIRST OBSTETRICIAN.

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YES, I KNOW.

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THE FIRST CHILD I DELIVER
AFTER I GET THE AWARD

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GETS A STAMP ON THE HEEL
THAT SAYS "SPECIAL EDITION."

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WHEN WE COME BACK, THE
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR

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WILL HAVE THE NIGHT
OF THE YEAR WITH YOU.

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Vanessa:
GIVE IT BACK!

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Rudy:
NO!

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IT'S MINE.

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Denise:
SHUT UP, YOU GUYS.

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OPEN THIS
DOOR, RUDY.

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I SPEND 99% OF THE TIME ON THEM
AND ONE PERCENT ON ME.

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I WANT YOU TO PUT IN
100% OF THE TIME

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TO MAKE THE FACE
OF THE YEAR.

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THE PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR WILL
HANDLE THE PESTS OF THE YEAR.

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OPEN THIS DOOR, RUDY!

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NO.

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ALL RIGHT!

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THIS IS WAR!

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( demented laughter )

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YOUR MOTHER HAS
GIVEN ME PERMISSION

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TO CUT LOOSE
ON YOU GUYS.

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SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

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SHE TOOK MY BRUSH
AND WON'T LET ME IN.

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STAND OVER HERE.

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RUDY!

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YES?

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ARE YOU LEANING ON THIS DOOR?

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YES.

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STEP BACK AND STEP
TWO PACES TO THE SIDE.

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BIG STEPS OR
LITTLE STEPS?

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YOU'RE GOING TO EAT
THIS DOOR WHEN I OPEN IT!

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THAT'S IT, DAD.

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THAT'S MY BRUSH.

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GIVE ME MY BRUSH!

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WAIT!

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COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.

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Theo:
DAD.

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DENISE IS HOGGING THE BATHROOM.

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USE THE ONE
DOWNSTAIRS.

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THAT'S FOR GUESTS.

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PRETEND YOU
DON'T LIVE HERE.

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NOW, WHAT IS THIS
ALL ABOUT?

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SHE TOOK
MY HAIRBRUSH.

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SHE GAVE IT TO ME.

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DID YOU?
YEAH.

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BUT SHE NEVER USED IT

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SO I TOOK
IT BACK.

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IF YOU GAVE IT TO HER,
IT BELONGS TO HER.

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IF YOU WANT THE BRUSH, ASK HER.

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BUT, DAD...

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ASK HER!

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RUDY, CAN I BORROW MY HAIRBRUSH?

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NO.

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( in a sweet voice )
RUDY, CAN I BORROW
YOUR HAIRBRUSH?

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YES.

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THANK YOU.

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NOW, YOU SEE?

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WHAT DID YOU LEARN?

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THAT I SHOULD HAVE
MY OWN ROOM.

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WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
GET YOUR OWN HOUSE, TOO.

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NOW, LET'S GET READY.

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COME ON.

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YOU STILL WAITING
FOR DENISE TO COME OUT?

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IT'S NOT FAIR, DAD.

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FAIR?

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WE LIVE WITH FOUR WOMEN.

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WE'RE LUCKY THERE'S
A GAS STATION ON THE CORNER.

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BUT, DAD, I WANTED
TO SHAVE FOR TONIGHT.

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YOUR FACE?

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YEAH.

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STEP INTO THE LIGHT.

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ABOVE THE LIP
AND BELOW THE CHIN.

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YEAH, OKAY.

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ABOVE THE LIP?

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AND WHERE ELSE?

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BELOW THE CHIN.

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BELOW THE...

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OH, I SEE IT.

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OKAY, NOW HOLD STILL.

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THERE. NOW YOU
DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE.

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NO.

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I WAS JUST JOKING.

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I'M TICKLED ABOUT THIS.

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MY SON'S FIRST SHAVE.

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I'M PROUD.

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IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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IT I A BIG DEAL.

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YOU'RE NOT LOOKING LIKE
A MOUNTAIN MAN, BUT...

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DENISE!

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WHAT?

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COME OUT.

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DON'T COME IN!

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YOU'VE GOT
A TWO-MINUTE WARNING.

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THANKS, DAD.

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WHAT WILL YOU USE?

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I BOUGHT A DISPOSABLE RAZOR.

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NO!

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I'VE GOT JUST THE THING FOR YOU.

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THE TRADITIONAL HUXTABLE RAZOR--

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ALWAYS USED BY THE MALE
THE FIRST TIME SHAVING.

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DAD.

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HUH?

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I WAS RENTING MY TUXEDO,
AND THE GUY SAID

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A LOT OF PEOPLE CAME IN
FOR YOUR PARTY.

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YOU'RE KIDDING?

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THEY TALKED ABOUT
WHAT A GREAT DOCTOR YOU ARE

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AND HOW YOU CARE ABOUT
YOUR PATIENTS.

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I TOLD HIM, TO ME

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YOU'RE
JUST DAD.

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YOU BEING A DOCTOR
WAS NEVER A BIG DEAL.

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IT WAS YOUR JOB.

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YEAH.

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TALKING TO
THIS GUY

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MADE ME... I DON'T KNOW...
PROUD.

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ALL RIGHT.

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OKAY.

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GO LATHER UP.

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OKAY, DAD.

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SO HOW'S IT GOING?

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OUR SON IS GOING TO SHAVE
FOR THE FIRST TIME.

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WITH THAT?!

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YES, THIS IS THE HUXTABLE RAZOR.

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ALL THE MEN USE IT
THE FIRST TIME THEY SHAVE.

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HE'LL CUT HIMSELF.

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THAT'S THE FUN PART OF IT.

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THANK YOU.

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OH, DADDY, BRIGETTE STANLEY'S
HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT.

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CAN I GO AFTER THE BANQUET?

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I THOUGHT WE'D BASK IN THE GLOW
OF MY AWARD AFTERWARD.

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WHERE?

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HERE.

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YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

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THE KIDS WILL FIGHT

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AND YOU'LL COMPLAIN
THAT YOU ATE TOO MUCH

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AND FALL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH.

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AND YOU WANT TO MISS ALL THAT?

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COULD I?

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WE'LL DISCUSS IT LATER.

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OKAY.

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GOOD LUCK WITH WHATEVER YOU'RE
GOING TO DO WITH YOUR HAIR.

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JUST PROMISE ME YOU WON'T
LOSE THE RAZOR IN THAT.

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I USED TOO MUCH?

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NO, SOMETIMES I USE
THREE OR FOUR CANS MYSELF.

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THERE YOU ARE.

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GOOD LUCK.

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AND USE LONG,
SMOOTH STROKES.

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THANKS, DAD.

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GO AHEAD.

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HOW ARE WE DOING?

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WE'RE GOING TO
DO JUST FINE.

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EVERY HUXTABLE WILL BE
ON TIME EXCEPT DENISE.

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I'M WORRIED ABOUT HER HEAD.

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SHOULDN'T YOU GET DRESSED?

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT
ME GETTING DRESSED

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BECAUSE OBSTETRICIANS ARE THE
FASTEST DRESSERS IN THE WORLD.

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ONE TIME, 3:00 IN THE MORNING

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I WAS IN BED
WHEN A WOMAN CALLED.

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SHE WAS DRESSED AND
HER HUSBAND WAS IN THE CAR.

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THEY WERE TEN MINUTES
FROM THE HOSPITAL.

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I JUMPED UP,
SHOWERED, SHAVED

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DRESSED IN MY SUIT

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WAS STANDING IN
THE ADMITTING ROOM

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HAVING READ A BOOK
I BOUGHT IN THE GIFT SHOP.

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YOU'RE SO SILLY.

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GET DRESSED.

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THANK YOU, DEAR.

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COME ON,
YOU GUYS.

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WE'RE GOING
TO BE LATE!

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WHOA!

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SHARP, HUH?

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I THINK I FINALLY
FOUND MY LOOK.

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WHOA!
WHOA!

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THANK YOU.

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Vanessa:
CAN I HAVE
THE DRESS

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WHEN YOU'VE OUTGROWN IT?

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YOU THINK ABOUT YOURSELF A LOT.

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IS THAT A "YES"?

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I LIKE THAT BAG.

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I'M BRINGING EXTRA CLOTHES
FOR A PARTY AFTER THE BANQUET.

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YOU'RE NOT PUTTING
MY DRESS IN THERE?!

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WHOA!
WHOA!
WHOA!

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I DRESSED MYSELF.

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WHOA!
WHOA!
WHOA!

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WELL, THANK YOU.

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YOU LOOK FABULOUS, TOO.

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YOU DO, TOO, MOMMY.

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WHERE'S DAD?

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ON MY WAY.

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WHOA!
WHOA!
WHOA!
WHOA!

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DO YOU LIKE MY BACK?

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ALL RIGHT, LET ME
LOOK AT ALL OF YOU.

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THIS FAMILY IS TOO GOOD-LOOKING
TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE.

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( ring )

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DR. HUXTABLE HERE.

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HI, HOW ARE YOU, MRS. RANDALL?

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HOW FAR APART ARE THEY?

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IT LOOKS LIKE
THE BEGINNING
OF LABOR.

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GO AHEAD.

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I'LL MEET YOU IN A FEW MINUTES.

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NOW IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK.

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IT IS THIS WOMAN'S
FIRST CHILD

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AND HER LABOR PAINS
ARE SO FAR APART

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IT'S A GOOD 12 HOURS
BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS.

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I'LL MAKE HER FEEL COMFORTABLE.

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I'LL GET TO THE BANQUET
BEFORE YOU MISS ME.

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COULDN'T DOCTOR DALEY
DELIVER IT?

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IT'S HER FIRST BABY.

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AND BESIDES, SHE'S NEVER SEEN ME
IN MY TUXEDO.

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HI, DOCTOR.

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HOW ARE YOU,
MRS. RANDALL?

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YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRESS UP.

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HE'S BEING HONORED TONIGHT--
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR.

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PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR?

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AT YOUR SERVICE, MADAM.

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ARE YOU
UNCOMFORTABLE?

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NO.

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WHERE'S MR. RANDALL?

250
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,571
ON THE ROAD.

251
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:19,339
SALESMAN?

252
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:24,244
NO. POWER FORWARD
FOR THE KNICKS.

253
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,946
THEY'RE IN PHILADELPHIA TONIGHT.

254
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,848
PLAYING THE SIXERS, HUH?

255
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,316
THAT'S TOO BAD.

256
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,517
HE REALLY WANTED TO BE HERE.

257
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,986
WE WENT THROUGH LAMAZE.

258
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,755
PERHAPS BY THE TIME
THE GAME IS OVER

259
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,690
HE CAN DRIVE HERE

260
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,526
BEFORE YOU
HAVE THE BABY.

261
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,061
IS THE GAME ON TV?

262
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:41,862
YEAH.

263
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:45,465
TURN IT ON,
AND MAYBE THEY'LL WIN...

264
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,733
ON HIS SHOT...

265
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:47,868
FROM 30 FEET OUT...

266
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,736
WITH TWO SECONDS LEFT.

267
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,504
SWISH!
THROUGH THE NET.

268
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,042
NOT YOUR HUSBAND.

269
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,383
IT'S EVERYTHING
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.

270
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:04,784
I'M ALREADY
HAVING A GREAT TIME.

271
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,056
WHO'S THAT?

272
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,925
I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY MUST
REALIZE WHO WE ARE.

273
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,626
HERE'S OUR TABLE.

274
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:14,761
THERE ARE ONLY
FIVE CHAIRS.

275
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,129
WE NEED ANOTHER
FOR DAD.

276
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:19,166
HE'S SITTING AT THE HEAD TABLE.

277
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,568
ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOCTORS?

278
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:22,735
MOST OF THEM.

279
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,138
THIS IS THE PLACE TO GET SICK.

280
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,640
WHERE'S RUDY?

281
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,442
UH-OH.

282
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:33,480
MY FATHER'S DR. HUXTABLE.
I'M RUDY.

283
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,616
I'M FIVE YEARS OLD,
AND I DRESSED MYSELF.

284
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,485
HELLO.

285
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,054
MRS. HUXTABLE.

286
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,990
DR. WEXLER, HOW ARE YOU?

287
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,524
HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN SOMEBODY?

288
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,995
CLIFF STOPPED AT THE HOSPITAL.
HE'LL BE HERE SHORTLY.

289
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,997
THIS IS DR. WEXLER,
THE HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR.

290
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,631
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
OUR CHILDREN.

291
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:55,768
I KNOW
ALL ABOUT THEM.

292
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:56,503
VANESSA, RIGHT?

293
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:57,770
HELLO.

294
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:58,438
DENISE, YES?

295
00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,539
YEAH, HI.

296
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,308
THAT'S RUDY.

297
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,943
THAT'S THEO.

298
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,477
WHO ARE YOU, MURRAY?

299
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,346
RUDY.

300
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,348
YOU'RE RUDY.

301
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:13,120
YOUR HUSBAND HAS
MISSED EVERY SHOT SO FAR.

302
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,823
EVEN THE TIME HE TRIED TO DUNK
AND NOBODY WAS WITH HIM

303
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:19,026
HE MISSED IT.

304
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,527
HIS THOUGHTS MUST BE WITH ME.

305
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:24,264
HIS TEAM WISHES
THE REST OF HIM WAS HERE.

306
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,934
HERE YOU GO, DOCTOR.

307
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,170
I'M JUST LOOKING
AT YOUR TRACINGS.

308
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:33,040
DOCTOR, CAN WE
TURN THE GAME OFF?

309
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,641
YOU WANTED TO WATCH IT.

310
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,409
HE JUST FOULED OUT.

311
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,979
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

312
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,513
YEAH, EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE.

313
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,883
I'LL JUST HANG AROUND FOR
A FEW MORE CONTRACTIONS.

314
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,518
BUT YOUR BANQUET.

315
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,121
I'LL GET THERE IN TIME.

316
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,958
I'M MAKING A SPEECH.
LIKE TO HEAR IT?

317
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,092
YEAH.

318
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,293
IT'S FUNNY, TOO.

319
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,195
IT'S REALLY FUNNY.

320
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,098
I THINK I LEFT IT AT HOME.

321
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:01,301
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

322
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:09,609
I TOLD DAD
THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

323
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,945
IT'S JUST A LITTLE
SALAD DRESSING.

324
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,081
THIS IS JUST THE FIRST COURSE.

325
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,415
IT WILL GET WORSE.

326
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,917
SHUT UP.

327
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:19,987
CLIFF HAS
NERVE--

328
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,921
LEAVING ME ALONE
WITH FOUR KIDS.

329
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,924
HE'LL GET HIS WHEN
I'M LAWYER OF THE YEAR.

330
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,227
SWEETIE, WE NEED
SOME SOAP ON THIS.

331
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:28,428
COME ON.

332
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,831
I THINK RUDY'S
SPOILING MOM'S EVENING.

333
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,167
YOU SPOILED EVENINGS
WHEN YOU WERE FIVE.

334
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,037
AND YOU STILL DO.

335
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,240
THERE'S A CALL
FOR MRS. HUXTABLE.

336
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,475
I'LL TAKE IT.

337
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,046
DID THEO MEAN THAT?

338
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,316
NO, BUT YOU DO GET
ON PEOPLE'S NERVES.

339
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,118
YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN TO.

340
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,686
MAYBE IF YOU THOUGHT
BEFORE YOU TALKED...

341
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,688
I'LL START DOING THAT.

342
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,125
EXCEPT WITH THEO.

343
00:15:58,591 --> 00:15:59,993
TELEPHONE'S IN THERE, SIR.

344
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,594
THANK YOU.

345
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,296
HEY, DAD.

346
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,764
HI, SON. WHERE'S MOM?

347
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,534
IN THE BATHROOM WITH RUDY.
ARE YOU COMING?

348
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,402
I DON'T KNOW.

349
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,605
MRS. RANDALL'S FURTHER ALONG
THAN I THOUGHT.

350
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,941
I FORGOT MY SPEECH.

351
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,410
SOMEBODY'S GOT TO GO HOME
AND GET IT FOR ME.

352
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:21,481
MOM FOUND IT IN YOUR PANTS.

353
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:22,882
SHE SAYS WHENEVER WE GO OUT

354
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,052
SHE HAS TO CHECK AFTER
YOU AND RUDY.

355
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,720
OKAY.

356
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,589
HOW'S IT GOING THERE?

357
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:30,290
A LOT OF PEOPLE?

358
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:31,591
IT'S PACKED.

359
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,326
WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?

360
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,396
"THAT CLIFF HUXTABLE--
WHAT AN OBSTETRICIAN"?

361
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,498
MOSTLY THEY'RE SAYING

362
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,667
"THAT CLIFF HUXTABLE--
WHERE IS HE?"

363
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:42,302
DR. HUXTABLE.

364
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,536
JUST A MINUTE.

365
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:45,805
MRS. RANDALL'S CONTRACTIONS ARE
STRONGER AND CLOSER TOGETHER.

366
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,507
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

367
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,709
SON?

368
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:50,510
Yeah.

369
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,246
IT LOOKS LIKE I WON'T MAKE IT.

370
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,682
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

371
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:56,516
THAT'S YOUR FATHER?

372
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,150
HOLD ON, DAD.

373
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,418
HE'S AT THE HOSPITAL.

374
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,952
LET ME HAVE IT.

375
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,355
YOU ALREADY WON.

376
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,357
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO PROVE?

377
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,693
I'M WORKING ON NEXT YEAR.

378
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,194
WHAT SHOULD I DO
WITH THE AWARD?

379
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,597
GIVE IT TO MY SON.

380
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,565
YOU GOT IT, COACH.

381
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,135
YOU TAKE THE AWARD.

382
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,270
NO PROBLEM, DAD.

383
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,339
DO ME A FAVOR.

384
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:24,511
I WANT YOU TO READ
MY SPEECH FOR ME.

385
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:27,914
Hello?

386
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,916
HELLO? HELLO?

387
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,851
MAYBE MOM SHOULD
ACCEPT THE AWARD.

388
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:38,158
SON, I'D REALLY LIKE FOR YOU TO
READ MY SPEECH FOR ME. PLEASE?

389
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,960
OKAY, DAD. I'LL TRY.

390
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,163
GOOD. GOOD LUCK, SON.

391
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,764
THANKS, DAD.

392
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,166
IS THAT
YOUR FATHER?

393
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,434
DAD'S NOT COMING.

394
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,335
OH.

395
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,902
HE WANTS ME TO
READ HIS SPEECH.

396
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,238
THEO!

397
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:54,441
WHAT IF THERE ARE DOCTOR WORDS
I CAN'T PRONOUNCE?

398
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,076
YOU SHOULD READ
YOUR FATHER'S SPEECH.

399
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,545
I THINK YOU SHOULD.

400
00:17:58,645 --> 00:17:59,646
DAD WON'T KNOW.

401
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,714
IF YOU WANT, I WILL.

402
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,951
WHAT DID HE SAY
WHEN HE ASKED YOU?

403
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,719
THAT HE'D REALLY
LIKE ME TO DO IT.

404
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:07,620
WELL?

405
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,559
OKAY.

406
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:17,630
WAIT. YOUR FATHER'S SPEECH
WASN'T THE ONLY THING HE FORGOT.

407
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:20,933
I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH
FOR YOU TO GO OUT THERE

408
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:24,537
AND READ THE SPEECH AS IF
YOU HAD WRITTEN IT YOURSELF.

409
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:28,708
MAKE ME AND YOUR DAD
VERY PROUD.

410
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:29,809
LET'S GO.

411
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,280
WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

412
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:37,450
TO THE ANNUAL "PHYSICIAN OF
THE YEAR AWARD" BANQUET.

413
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,720
OUR HONOREE IS NOT HERE.

414
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:44,191
THAT'S THE CHANCE YOU TAKE
WHEN YOU SELECT AN OBSTETRICIAN.

415
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:46,326
HE'S AT THE
HOSPITAL

416
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:47,460
DELIVERING A BABY--

417
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,664
WHICH SHOWS YOU THE LENGTHS
HE WILL GO TO TO LOOK GOOD.

418
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,337
AS YOU ALL KNOW,
THIS HOSPITAL IS NUMBER ONE

419
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,705
AND THAT'S BECAUSE
WE GO AFTER TALENT

420
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,241
THAT THE OTHER
HOSPITALS OVERLOOK.

421
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,209
WE'VE GOT BLACKS.

422
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,076
WE'VE GOT NATIVE AMERICANS.

423
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,278
WE'VE GOT HISPANICS.

424
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,946
WE'VE GOT ASIAN-AMERICANS.

425
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,081
WE'VE EVEN GOT A TEXAN.

426
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:14,987
BUT I DON'T HIRE THOSE PEOPLE
BECAUSE THEY'RE MINORITIES.

427
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:18,124
I HIRE THEM
BECAUSE THEY HAVE TALENT.

428
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:21,127
APROPOS OF THAT,
ABOUT TWENTY YEARS AGO

429
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:25,398
I RECRUITED A YOUNG DOCTOR BY
THE NAME OF HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.

430
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,167
HE WAS A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH.

431
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,638
HE WAS WEARING A BLUE
SERGE SUIT AND TENNIS SHOES.

432
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,707
MAYBE HE STILL DOES.

433
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,177
BUT TO PROVE HOW GOOD
MY JUDGEMENT IS

434
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,247
IN SELECTING THESE PEOPLE

435
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:44,851
DR. HUXTABLE HAS
TURNED OUT TO BE
AN EXTRAORDINARY OBSTETRICIAN.

436
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,421
HE IS NOT ONLY
AN INNOVATIVE SURGEON

437
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,923
HE IS ALSO DEVOTED
TO HIS PATIENTS.

438
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,760
HE BRINGS TO THEM A DEGREE
OF EMPATHY AND COMPASSION

439
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,695
THAT IS HARD TO MATCH.

440
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,497
EVEN THE HUSBANDS LIKE HIM.

441
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,934
HIS DEDICATION TO THIS HOSPITAL
IS SO GREAT

442
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,071
THAT WHENEVER BUSINESS IN
THE MATERNITY WARD SLOWED DOWN

443
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,574
HIS WIFE CAME IN PREGNANT.

444
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,346
SHE DID FIVE TIMES.

445
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,214
SHE MUST BE VERY GLAD

446
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:18,751
THAT BUSINESS IN THE
MATERNITY WARD IS GOOD NOW.

447
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,922
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO

448
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,957
I WANT TO PRESENT
THE VERA CROCKETT AWARD

449
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,594
FOR THE OUTSTANDING PHYSICIAN
OF THE YEAR

450
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,228
TO DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.

451
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:33,333
ACCEPTING IN HIS BEHALF
WILL BE HIS SON, RUDY HUXTABLE.

452
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,312
FORGIVE ME.
THEODORE HUXTABLE.

453
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,488
MY DISTINGUISHED
COLLEAGUES...

454
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,156
HOSPITAL STAFF...

455
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,425
DR. WEXLER...

456
00:20:58,525 --> 00:20:59,459
COMMUNITY LEADERS...

457
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:03,830
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

458
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,633
WHEN I WAS VOTED
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR

459
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,234
I WAS DEEPLY MOVED.

460
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,069
THEY SAY I WON BY ONE VOTE

461
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,905
WHICH MAKES ME THINK
I VOTED FOR THE RIGHT PERSON.

462
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,574
( loud laughter )

463
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,352
ALL RIGHT.

464
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:30,623
I AM VERY HONORED.

465
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,725
CLAIR...

466
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,795
I SHARE THIS WITH YOU.

467
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,701
YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO ME.

468
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:42,869
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE

469
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:46,673
A WOMAN WHO'S BEEN
SO BEAUTIFUL SO LONG

470
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,975
COULD HAVE BEEN RAISED
ON PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.

471
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:01,888
AS A YOUNG BOY,
I DREAMED OF BECOMING A DOCTOR.

472
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,923
PEOPLE TOLD ME
I COULDN'T DO IT

473
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,758
BECAUSE IT WAS TOO HARD.

474
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,927
THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT IT
BEING HARD.

475
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:11,063
BUT ONE THING WAS TOUGHER
THAN ALL THE OTHERS COMBINED--

476
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,665
MICROBIOLOGY.

477
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:16,836
I HATED MICROBIOLOGY--

478
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,071
BUT I HAD A CHOICE.

479
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:24,577
IF I WANTED TO BECOME A DOCTOR,
I HAD TO LEARN IT.

480
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:31,584
I HOPE MY CHILDREN WILL NEVER
LET ANYTHING STAND IN THE WAY
OF THEIR DREAMS.

481
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:35,888
I AM HONORED TO RECEIVE

482
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,925
THE VERA CROCKETT AWARD
AS PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR.

483
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,560
AND I AM PROUD TO SAY

484
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,930
I WORK ALONGSIDE
THESE GREAT AMERICANS.

485
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,876
HE WANTS ALL OF US
TO STAND UP AND JOIN HANDS.

486
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:09,622
I AM AN AMERICAN,
AND THIS IS MY AMERICAN FAMILY.

487
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,123
THANK YOU.

488
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,941
( baby crying )

489
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:32,244
Cliff:
CONGRATULATIONS, MRS. RANDALL.
YOU GOT A BASKETBALL PLAYER.

490
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:33,212
Mrs. Randall:
IT'S A BOY?

491
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:35,582
Cliff:
IT'S A GIRL!

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